Tuesday, March 9, 2010

US Census contacts Communist sleeper cells in South Dakota

I got a "heads-up" letter from the Census Bureau, who is sending me my Constitutionally-mandated Census form next week. I urge everyone to stand up and be counted -- one of the most patriotic things you can do besides voting!
Without an accurate Census, we can't have a functioning democracy or even know what our people need.


But... then I took a closer look:
Here's a "paraphrased" translation:
Comrade: our time has come, with the 2010 Census data in hand, we shall soon defeat the Capitalist menace!

We will start with banning fishing. Oy oy!

Maybe Bob Ellis is right.... it's all a communist plot.

Hide the young women and the vodka, the Commies are coming!

3 comments:

  1. OLD COOT11:54

    It all started with floride in the water. Then it spread to registering our handguns and now they want a national animal ID. Next they'll be putting GPS chips in your butt when you're an unborn baby so they can see where you are at 24/7/365. Where will it end??? Death panels?????

    ReplyDelete
  2. Next they'll be putting GPS chips in your butt when you're an unborn baby so they can see where you are at 24/7/365.

    Ah, that would be the Republicans, those nice folks that brought you RealID and the PATRIOT act.

    What are you worried about, OLD COOT --- are YOU one of those sleeper communists?

    ReplyDelete