I got a "heads-up" letter from the Census Bureau, who is sending me my Constitutionally-mandated Census form next week. I urge everyone to stand up and be counted -- one of the most patriotic things you can do besides voting!Without an accurate Census, we can't have a functioning democracy or even know what our people need.
But... then I took a closer look:
Here's a "paraphrased" translation:Comrade: our time has come, with the 2010 Census data in hand, we shall soon defeat the Capitalist menace!
We will start with banning fishing. Oy oy!
Maybe Bob Ellis is right.... it's all a communist plot.
Hide the young women and the vodka, the Commies are coming!
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Hilarious, comrade!
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